Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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