Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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