im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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