shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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