I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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