PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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