I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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