I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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