Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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