what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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