How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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