physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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