yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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