Just took my morning after pill in the library
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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