oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
