How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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