all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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