So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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