I got chris browned last night
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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