so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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