Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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