i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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