But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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