Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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