Hey man sorry I got all grabby
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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