there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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