It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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