i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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