dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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