We got so high we made milksteak
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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