i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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