you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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