Having a random hookup so left but love u
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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