You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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