I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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