we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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