Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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