With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
the raccoons are back...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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