Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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