About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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