You really coming over, don't trick.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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