When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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