I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yo dont text me then not text me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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