im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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