Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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