11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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