ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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