btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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