"it" just moved
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You can't motorboat a personality
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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