Sponge bath it is.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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