you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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