ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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