I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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